Far Away..
by Hwei Ming on Feb.03, 2011, under Rest of the Junk
Some days, I dream of a place so far away, it leaves me in an awkward position.
Pooper..
by Hwei Ming on Oct.09, 2010, under Rest of the Junk
I’m gonna.. I’m gonna…
Drag you to my secret place;
and tell you a secret…
Amorous Night
by Hwei Ming on Oct.06, 2010, under Daily Rants
The night is young and you’re so beautiful,
Here among the shadows, a beautiful lady, opens your heart.
The scene is set, the breezes sing of it,
Can’t you get into the swing of it, lady, when do we start?Any dream is permissible in the heart of a fool.
The moon is high and you’re so glamorous,
And if I seem over amorous, lady, what can I do?
The night is young and I’m so in love with you….
All set
by Hwei Ming on Aug.19, 2010, under Rest of the Junk
To my very first standard size tie,
thou shall be keeping me company for a very very very very long time.
But somehow i feel damn sayang, cause you will be the prime habitat of MRSA and lots of other pathogen.
But heck..
There you go..
Thank you love, thank you Sharrada.
I’m gonna be a doctor with a stripy bluish-blackish, greyish metalish tie.
Thanks for the Hugo..
<3
Secrets..shh….
by Hwei Ming on Aug.14, 2010, under Daily Rants
We all have secrets, a secret to tell or to hide.
secret |ˈsēkrit|
adjective
not known or seen or not meant to be known or seen by others
Such
by Hwei Ming on Dec.12, 2009, under Daily Rants
I was working late one night (tonight actually) and I just couldn’t spell “such”.
“such |sə ch |
adjective, predeterminer, & pronoun”
Its, definitely time to sleep.
Nite.
The Lion
by Hwei Ming on Dec.08, 2009, under Daily Rants
Oh but for the courage! Some days I feel like I’m The Lion. Not from Narnia, but from Oz. So please. Dare me. Dare me to move.
I sure could do with the push.
Picture credited to L. Frank Baum’s ‘The Wonderful Wizard of Oz’
End.Of.Transmission.
by Hwei Ming on Dec.08, 2009, under Rest of the Junk
Its a problem that we all have.
Its a problem that haunts us for as long as we can remember.
Its the good bye problem.
And what do I mean about this good bye problem?
Well, its the lengthy good bye problem. Prevalence among couples.
Take this scene for example.
Ah Beng want to go and sleep but want to show that he cares for his Ah Lian. Ah Lian on the other hand, wants to be the last voice or text or IM in the conversation.
Ah Beng: Nite Nite Darling.
Ah Lian: XoXo, Wan Aunt.
Ah Beng: Go sleep la..
Ah Lian: you go first la…
Ah Beng: if you dont go I wont go…
Ah Lian: no no.. you put down first than I put down la..
Ah Beng: I guy wor.. I get the last say..
Ah Lian: I’m your Ah Lian, how can you say such things?
Ah Beng: ah yo.. sayang.. bye bye.. no need reply..
Ah Lian: You bye bye and no need reply..
Ah Beng: sayang.. i love lu manyak manyak, but you put down the phone and dont say anything..
Ah Lian: dont waaaaaaant…. You hang up…
Ah Beng: no.. you hang up..
Ah Lian: no.. you hang up.. hang up.. hang up..
I was going to continue the dialog, but if i do, either Ah Beng or Ah Lian will have the sufficient funds to do so. In my life, I have heard of a friend, have this problem until they completely ran out of credits or some call it, Airtime.
But no worries.
Learn from the big sister. To end a conversation, type END OF TRANSMISSION.
This way, one will get its last say and also hang up at the same time.
Hemp.. Someone should patent those phrases.
Due in 10 days.
by Hwei Ming on Dec.07, 2009, under Daily Rants
Definitely a time for the song, Highway to Hell by AC-DC.
Been doing a lot of volunteering work lately. Been caroling and bucket collecting a well worth 7 hours of my life.
And to be honest, people in England is very generous. I think I manage to collect over £30 just from begging.
“To all the beggars in the world, leave Malaysia and come to England. Salvation awaits!!!”
Meh.. I’m just joking.. “Go back to your home country..”
Well, Literature Review due in 10 days.
Got to run type. Bye.
