Hwei Ming

Are you all stress up? Underpaid? Constantly being pick on by your big bosses?

Look no further… Erm, nope, you are not gonna pick on me for free… But, I have something better…

Click on the red dot thats says,” DO NOT PRESS”

Attention please, You’ll be directed to a new window. Find the red dot and click your sorrows away…

Now, who says revenge wasn’t just a click away.. : )

Stay happy and content

Today marks the day, of a new revolution. Today I’ve finally found my match. Today, is the day I finally stand up before everyone and start waving the white flag to admit my surrender.

Today, I’ve finally found out, I know nothing about machine, motor, petrol, lubricant, and anything that sounds like it belongs in an engineering field. I’m a bio student for your information thank you.

Here is what happen, when a bio student, start mixing fuel with 2 Stroke Mineral at a wrong proportion. “A HELL LOT OF SMOKE!!” And, here is what a bio student will conclude when he sees lot of smoke. “Must be, we didn’t use the machine for so long, so, it’ll be a bit smoky.” And here is what happen eventually. “The machine died.” And..And…here is what the bio student conclude even more.”We must have not use the machine for such a long time, till, it’s rusty in the inside.”

Ultimately, I gave up and was force to get, the experts.

Here is where I went wrong. I mix petrol to 2T lubricant at a ratio of 2:1. When it’s actually 25:1!

After getting whack by words from the experts. I carried on working the machine.

And so, its was time to recapitulate.

I was thinking, is biomedical science good for me? Is it really going to make me look like a man? I mean, think about it. If you are a girl, and you have 3 different kind of guy standing in front of you. One, a computer geek. The other, a scientist. And finally, the 3rd one, an oil driller, muscular, bold, have a little oil dirt on his shirt and he looks like he could take down the geek and the scientist, anytime!

Of course it has to be the oil driller right? Just look at how manly his job is. Staying far far away from land, embracing mother nature practically everyday. No lighting or thunder is gonna scare him. He is always living at the edge of things. Lastly, and most amazingly, he doesn’t mix petrol and lubricant at the wrong proportion and blames the machine.

I need a new job scope.

And it all thanks to hydrocarbon.

Feeling all stress up?

Come my dear, hang on to me, and lets go on top a hill, with no one and no trees but just plain green grass, we shall fill our lungs with the wind that are blowing towards us. And together, we’ll SCREAM and SCREAM and SCREAM until you are at the brink of tearing. But don’t hold back your tears, let it out, let it be, for there is no one but me. Let me see you cry, let me see it stop so I could wipe of the tears. I’m sure by then, if you are still hanging on to me, laughter will fill the air, and before you’ll know it, we’ll be rolling down the hill of joy.

Or, come, lets go to the see next!

Stop crying dear, I know we’ll be oceans apart. But today it’s your day, worry later.

Grab a hand full of sand my dear, and lets start tossing it into the water. NOT AT ME!! Over there *pointing toward the sea*. The SEA!! the SEA!!! Thats it, you better start running baby, because the next thing that is gonna get wet, its you honey!…

<To be continue…>

Attention Please,

This entry you are about to read, if fully extracted from hweiming.blogspot.com

Hoi!!

The well waited.. post of the moment… I’m pretty sure..many of my friends have blog about it.. I’m like the slowest to update anything la..haha… Supported my Jan-E somemore.. Call me the slowest blogger last month when she talks about me and my blog.. BOO!!

Anyway… I always love doing this..

To all those of you, who didn’t get to go, follow me and my friends into the party!!
My friends and I, we are known as DGMB, Definately Gang, Maybe Bang..
Why, you too can also be one… Just read on.. Haha…

This is Stanley.. The tallest DGMB-ian..

This is Nigel, most of the time, the master mind of DGMB-ian…

This is david.. He is the…. DGMB-ians…

This is Joshua.. acting PR for DGMB-ian…

This is Aaron… Best photographer among all DGMB-ians..

This is Pam Song… also one of the mastermind of DGMB..

This is Sheng Mae.. Meet Sheng Mae… DGMB or not.. Tak tau.. lol..

and..and.. meet me!!
DGMB…er… CEO? hahaha….
*joking k…*
After DGMB-ians kwel me…

meet little boy….

very cute le.. OMG!! I can’t wait to get a kid of my own..

Anyway, there are many more people on the table, however I can’t get a good shot of them, so, I don’t want to post them up here..

Anyway, we were Spicy Mamak stall…waiting for the party to kick in…

So, lets go inside next k…

After having Naan Cheese and Teh Tarik,
we all ADJOURNED into Modesto…

And start partying!!

actually..more like makan-ning!!

The first thing happened when I step in was, this waiter, offering me oven fresh pizza… Yummy..

and..and… alright..right after enjoying my pizza.. we go pinch gorilla’s nipple…

The two guys in the gorilla outfit is actually Andrew and Joe(The gorilla with the tongue pierced)
Funky betul la.. LD

Anyway, walking into Modesto is really like…walking in Africa…

Africa is like.. a safari… there are..animal everywhere!!! OMG!! What an outbreak!!

There..thats Lion King, Boss Stewie with Pam and Sheng Mae

Lion King and guy nuffy? hahaha..
No..its Will and Joshua..

Kelly Tan came too… She came is a butterfly..

We DGMB-ians got ourselves a little spot at one conner of Modesto…
Thank god for that little spot.. If not, I’ll be carrying my camera everywhere..

We chuck everything there..and…enjoy the rest of the night..CAM WHORING!! haha… Don’t blogger just loves taking pictures?

Pam got so much fans…
Alot of people came up to her and requested for a picture..

Kelly Tan also got..

see.. so many some more…

Where are my fans?? :’(
Why lady bloggers get fans so easy one.. :’(…
I want quit blogging liou…

Anyway.. i just continue the day, not doing much actually..
My ear was strain to the max due to the music and the overly loud MC Liang…

hehehe… Kelly’s wing was in no shape to face the crowd as the party…

I spotted boss ming coming in…. full of pride.. lol…

Anyway, I shall end this sub post..with a group picture….

Wee… part 3 is next!

I don’t want fans.. I want friends!!!

hehehe…

anyway, I took many pictures with my friends…
for starters..
Kel Li (Big sister), Sheng Mae( The Sister to Sheng Li), and….Nigel (Papa Bear!!) hahaha

Curry Egg or I know her as Kelly Tan.. friends from Birthday Bash..

Willsor… Friends from Nokia IAC…

gee… i don’t think I wanna have fans la..

To all my, i didn’t know fans.. Come right up!! Be my friend, not my fan.. thanks..;)

Anyway,
Out of no where.. Pam ask me to post..Kawaiii post… or.. I know it as..LaLa post..haha…

Then, rock post!!

OMG!! I turning Lala la…

This is like the most lala picture of me.. I look so Ah Beng… OMG…

Who is the photographer ar??

I made new friends that day, and one of them is Johny Ong..

But sadly, I forgot to bring my little blog address note book..
Boo… so, i couldn’t collect URLs…

Anyway, cam whoring session continues…

Kelly’s antenna disturbing me when I smile for the camera.. :p

Anyway, I’m suppose to be beside sheng mae.. but…
I think, the picture looks wonderful like this…
Somehow, this picture.. gives that aura of someone present beside her..haha…

Anyway, if you guys want a picture beside her..but didn’t have the chance to do so, just paste your picture beside this picture la..haha…

Anyway, I want to thanks pam and sheng mae.. for helping me with my sticker..

Thanks Sheng Mae…

Anyway.. Part 4 is next…
Have you seen the world biggest tiger bam?

Stay Tune!!

Pam.. Pam… Pam Song…

Why so sad la…

You said because..one of your nice life was taken by me ar?

Hehe…

Come..let me cheer you up…

I show you..the largest tiger bam in the world!!

Hahaha…

WTF man.. My grandma would really want it la..hahaha….

Anyway, on the day itself.. While people was busy partying.. I was busy hunting..hahaha…

I shot a bunny and a mouse.. hahaha… and a cat too…

Any, I found a cicak figurine.. and..well.. started playing with toys..the photographer style..

And i love this picture the most! OMG!!!

I was hoping it fall into her mouth…but, well..too bad…

Stanley…stanley… why keeep blogging…

Come join us party le..

anyway.. PART 5 is next!!

Am I pushing it too far??

Ok..Ok.. right after dinner…

I’m like..fully exhausted from the loud music and so on…

So, I and few other friend just sat at the conner.. and just crap talk and take picture..

Uncle Sheon came surprisingly!!
OMG.. and he came as a sperm whale..

Why a sperm whale.. tuhan only know la..haha…

Anyway, i really don’t know what els to report on Nuffnang Wild Live Party…
since i was most of the time, sitting at one conner…
HOT,SWEATY…and.. DEAF!!

So enjoy looking at picture la..

Don’t ask me why uncle josh face look green…
but i think it was the baloons…

and..and.. OMG.. this is like the most evil peace I’ve ever since!!

Don’t Kwel me sheng mae!!!
anyway..part 6 is next!!
and..and… OMG!!
1 more month!!

OK la.. i promise..this is the last one… I promise..

2 weeks reading on the same topic.. is not very fun huh.. lol..

anyway..
this is Sheng Mae….

this is cincau hangus!!

this is M&M…

this is stanley..

this is a mobile user…

hahaha… i really dont know what to say..after 5 post on the same thing..

ok.. so..nigel.. how was the party??

*end*

Thank god!!

My sister has finally started her voyage into Scotland today.

I’m happy for her, and I would like God to know that I love her very much, so please take care of her for me alright…

To Hwei Wan if you are reading this,” I miss you very much, and I shall see you in Scotland.”

*family photo*

Prayers and wishes just for you,
Hwei Ming

Its 7 in the morning dear, are you cold by the rain? Here, have an extra blanket. We can’t have you feeling cold now can we. Now, let me wrap the blanket around your legs so it doesn’t feel cold. Happy? feeling warmer already?

Now, how about breakfast in bed? NO my dear, don’t get up. Let me serve you a cup of earl grey today. Do you want a toast to go with that dear?; and how many cube of sugar do you want?

Satisfied my dear?

What, still feeling cold? then, let me scooch on closer to you my dear, so we’ll both have something to keep us warm.

I love you baby, and I hope, even though this morning it rains, my breakfast in bed, would still start your day, with a sunshine in your mind..