Hwei Ming

Before I write any further.. I would like to thanks Sheng Mae for writing Oh, Eight.

I dedicated this post to you okie?? =)

Alright, here we go.. Off to An Island In the Sun!!

Put on your shades and sun block!! It can get really hot!! >.<

Lets start….from home….

So, after a very big breakfast specially made for you, top it with your “just the way you like it” coffee, we leave the house in our Mini Cooper-Sport..

(You like a Mini Cooper and I like a 10 second car, so, we’ll settle for a MiniCooper S k…) & (The big breakfast with your coffee was to prevent you from getting a bitchy gastric on the way there..)

=)

Because we want to maximize to time we spend together, we’ll not be taking the plane, but, we’ll be driving there. And to prevent us from getting caught in a jam that will prolong our journey to 10 hours where it should have very well taken only 6 hours, we’ll be using the highway that nobody use!

Can you imagine, its just me, you, the car, the road, and the great out door, with Arctic Monkey singing our ear drums out!!

And at last, after several rest stop and plentiful of toll plaza.

We reached to the Island In The Sun!

Its your nexus to almost all that you dream off…

Cononut leaf….

Coconut trees…

The sand…

The sea…

It all meets at this island in the sun!!

Darling, welcome to Redang Island! =)

Mae, lets ignore all those hardcore sport, let it be surfing, jet skiing, para-sailing, I dont know..

let’s just seat back at relax.. watch the waves, listen to the sea,

watch the clouds above us…

Dinning under the moon light…

Let hire our own private boat,

Lets head out to the sea with no bearings….

And lets anchor the boat where no one is…

Lets be humble Mae.., lets feed all the fishes in the world if it’s possible..

Put on your bikini Mae.. cause we’re gonna swim with the fishes!! >.<

And after we’ve given everything to the fish except ourselve, lets head back to a different part of the island.

Let’s waves to all the fishermen that cross our path..

And until we reach to our little spot on the island, we’ll be enjoying rock sculpture craft right out of the hand’s of god!

Thinking back, how did we actually end up here..Only God knows.. Is it like capturing a picture and the birds flew into it..

Will we be painting an art of our own, God Knows That Too…

(Damn that little black spot!!)

Em….. Nice… Shall we? *offer hand*

Mae, I’ve laid my first foot print on our little uncharted secret beach, will you lay your next to mine? *sexy voice*

=)

Mae,

Lets never have to look at the city while we are here,

Straight is the wide open space…

To the left,

To the right…

No one can see us.. =)

Mae, coconut tree is so last season…
Writing love messages on the trunk was so yesterday!

When we are not playing, we should be.. out there…

Out there?

Yes… OUT THERE!!!

Where??

THERE!!!

=)

for one moment of my life, I would actually love to just ignore what would anyone say about us.. =)

Let it be the entire battalion of people who are sun bathing overlooking us…

or even god…

Yes, I don’t care what God says!! >.<

We’ll never be divided!!

Okie… I guess that too fishy…

anyway, after *ahem*… Let retreat in wards… Lets climb the hill behind us…

further…..

and further…away…

Okie…Okie.. Come back down….after sesat… X.x =)

Lets have….Dinner… >.<
TA DA!!!

Are you hungry? Where? Stomach or in your Heart? =P

So…. some things are best kept unknown… Lets go… Tomorrow!!

The next day,

Another island…. =)

Oh Mae, such beautiful place for such beautiful person. What more could a man want?

Shall we just talk our way..until dusk comes and consume us?

For I do not want to go,

and leave such wonderful things behind..

Dear, the next time you see pictures like this,

or this..

It’ll either have dews or snowflakes trap within its vines…

I do not know what the future holds, but I know to be happy every step of the way.

And if dusk ever comes and consume us, I’ll make sure with every beat of my heart to make it, the best dusk ever.

That all for the Island in the Sun.

Thanks for being apart of me in it.

Oh, since you miss the first half hour of the olympic opening ceremony, we’ll go take a flight and make BeiJing redo the first half hour specially for you k.. =)

Thanks Mae, for putting so much colours into my life!

P/S.. This has got to be the ultimate scandal….

All my bags are (not yet) packed
Im (not) ready to go
Im (not) standin here (or there) outside your (or mine) door
I hate love to wake you up to say goodbye I love you
But the dawn is breakin (meaning one more day is gone)
Its early morn (darling want breakfast in bed??)
The taxis waitin (and I don’t know why)
Hes (can) blowin blow his horn (all he wants)
Already Im so (very very very very very very very) lonesome
I could die ( born again and die and born and die a couple of more time)

So kiss me (more and more) and smile for me (non stop)
Tell me that youll wait for me (and tell me that you’ll always be there too)
Hold me like youll never let me go (want hand cuff?)
cause Im leavin on a jet plane (Boeing777-200/200ER)
Dont know when Ill be back again (maybe when Air Asia X comes out)
Oh babe, I hate to go (want come with me?? T_T)

Theres so many times Ive let you down ( uncountably lot, you just dont know)
So many times Ive played around (I was a player)
I tell you now, they dont mean a thing (I’m honest to say I love you)
Evry place I go, Ill think of you (non stop)
Evry song I sing, Ill sing for you (I have voice like ronan keating)
When I come back, Ill bring your wedding ring manchester jersey

So kiss me and smile for me (a few time an hour)
Tell me that youll wait for me ( and sign it in contract)
Hold me like youll never let me go (we shollow the key to the hand cuff yar!!)
cause Im leavin on a jet plane ( Why not first class one…)
Dont know when Ill be back again (family there ma…)
Oh babe, I hate to go ( I really do…)

Now the time has come to leave you tell you I love you
One Ten more time (in an hour)
Let me kiss you (non stop)
Then close your eyes ( and feel my heart beating)
Ill be on my way (to the shopping mall)
Dream about the days to that will come
When I wont have to leave alone (and many other guys too)
About the times, I wont have to say (say what I pun tak tau)

Oh, kiss me and smile for me (and hug me too)
Tell me that youll wait for me (and tell me that you love me)
Hold me like youll never let me go (really dont let me go yea)
cause Im leavin on a jet plane (maybe one day you’ll be on one too)
Dont know when Ill be back again (pray I’ll flung my exam and I come back?)
Oh babe, I hate to go (come with me?? >.<)

But, Im leavin on a jet plane (Boeing 777….)
Dont know when Ill be back again (I wishi knew, so i can look forward to something)
Oh babe, I hate to go (I say i hate to go so many time, but I have to go still)
Okie I’m making bad edits to such good song.. I got my Visa today.. I’m happy and sad the same time. Oh well, Machester, here I come…

Words and music by john denver

Hey you.

I remember you mentioned something about loving surprises. I guess there’s no better day to present you with one but today, eh?

TA-DAH wtf. xD

Anyway, Hwei. We’ve known each other for what? Two, maybe three months altogether? And as cliche as this sounds.. it somehow really does feel like I’ve known you for years. The laughter, love and care I receive from you at times is mind boggling. I don’t know if you feel the same, but if it is, you can tell me on MY birthday lah, ‘k? :p

Hwei ala Fear Factor style.

“Eh, you guys sure it won’t like.. cut my tongue yarh?”

Watch the video ppl and you’ll understand what I’m talking about.

Did I mention that the group of us adores how you keep your questions coming on and on during the random topics we have? All the why-s and how-s really does keep us entertained. Not to mention how much of a lag you are when it comes to catching jokes. :p

Whole group:*insert random statement* Hahahaha.

You: Huh? Why? What’s so funny?

Whole group: HAHAHAHAHA xD

LOL. But you do know that we love you so so much still, right?

Ba-booshed by water balloons. :p

I think you finally got the right amount of “love” that night during Satay Celup. Right? Haha. Well, whatever the case Hwei. We really do love you. And we’re pretty darn sure you love us too. Chewah wtf.

Like I’ve mentioned just now, don’t worry too much about getting old and entering life’s rat race or such. Embrace life, ‘k? You’ll have so much more fun that way. ‘Specially with us.

Happy 20th, Hwei Ming dear.

This post was brought to you by Schmae

This is not about Hwei Ming saying good bye to 1 girl and after that, welcomes 2 girls into his life.

Its…Hwei Ming finally and, at last turning 20

Being 20, well, doesn’t make me any mature I guess. It only brings me one year closer to enter clubs and drink and vote legally.

Oh well, here comes my quarter years old live crisis (With the way I’m living, I can only imagine myself living a maximum of 80 years).

Hwei Ming, you are 20 years old, and….you don’t have a girl friend. You don’t have a job.. You don’t have savings.. and most importantly, you don’t have a life!

Birthday Revolution.

1. Get a life
2. Get a life
3. Get a life
4. Get a life
5. Get a life
6. Get a life
7. Get a life
8. Get a life
9. Get a life
10. Get a life
11. Get a life
12. Get a life
13. Get a life
14. Get a life
15. Get a life
16. Get a life
17. Get a life
18. Get a life
19. Get a life
20. Get a girl friend

Gosh, I wasted all 19 wishes on the same thing… >.<

Okie… I’m officially…OLD!

I’m seriously out and back dated in blogging. I have countless of picture to blog about, countless of memory to write about. But lately, I’ve just been, well, not in the mood.

I feel as dull as the snail above.

I feel slow.

Even chicks goes to toilet faster than me.

=(

Money does not talk love, nor does it make easier to be loved. Trust me!!

Money only makes it easier to live a life full of fantasies without worrying about going bankrupt.

Have you ever imagine, one day you wake up, you were sitting on the same chair you sat last night, waking up on the same bed you woke up last week from. It is then only you realize that mansion you live in, wasn’t big enough for you. It was the same old swimming pool  you and your used to swim. You rotate sleeping with your partner in all 7 fully furbish room,7 days a week. Because the dinning table was so huge, you change seat every time you dine and that is if you dine, because most of the time, you are actually dining in the most expensive restaurant in town.

So tired of the “usual” stuff, you call up the office to cancel your countless meeting and charity dinners. You call up your parent to tell them that you’ll be out of town. You give orders to your loyal and well feed butlers and house keepers to keep everything to order when you are gone.

You head oft to the shower, you pack your things, and start playing your white executive grand piano while waiting for your partner to get ready. And, while you are playing, your two pet golden retriever that just got groomed, comes and lay down beside your legs and you run your foot through their soft and silky fur.

When your partner is done, with only one simple bag, you head off to your privately own yard name after your partner, parked at your private owned dock downhill from your house.

It was no hassle for 1 person to maneuver the yard, because it was custom made to your liking and you like to stuff that are very simple to operate. And while you were sailing toward a location you want to surprise your partner, your partner is busy snapping pictures with your newly bought state of the art, not yet lunch, dSLR Camera. You actually own something that people haven’t even start dreaming of having. Even the Rolex on your wrist, the sun glasses on your face, your cell phone in your pocket, your partner’s cosmetic, hasn’t even been assign to a factory to be produce, but you already have it.

All these sailing makes your thirsty, you head down and open up the fridge and grab yourself a bottle of Evian Bottle and drink your thirst away. You grab an extra bottle for your partner, you handed it over and your partner start drinking. The next thing you know, your partner started to shower Evian Water over it’s head. You just giggle a little and continued your journey on your yard. When the sun starts to set, you drop the anchor and pop a bottle of the finest champagne you have in your entire cellar and enjoyed the view.

Notice that it was gonna be dark soon, you point your yard toward your newly bought lighthouse in a charity auction that you wanted to surprise your partner.

It was no ordinary lighthouse. It was overlooking an ocean but not sea! Waves and rocky cliffs create symphony never heard before. And every few minute, a neon beam of white light shoots towards the ocean as a sign of purity. You had dinner with your partner in the cozy bungalow beside the white house. Somehow, some of your house keeper were there with food ready to be served already.

After dinner you head up to the lighthouse with your partner when the sky was at it’s darkest.

Up there, you tug with your partner into a nice warm blanket and make out. Occasionally, when the beam of light were right behind you, you and your partner makes gestured out of shadow. Your favourite one was the heart shape shadow with you and your partner inside. Without realizing the time, both of you fell asleep in each other’s arm.

Its morning already, you can smell freshly bake bread in your bungalow. But, your partner wanted to explore the town below the hill. You waste no time arguing, you and your partner head right to town. There, you and your partner enjoyed a nice hot cup of earl grey with almond cookies.

Realizing that the state of the shop keeper’s financial stability is mere 0.00000000000000001% of what you got, you gave the shop keeper a very generous tips for that fantastic cup of earl grey.

You walk down the street, you felt tired. People there cycles their way around. Because you didn’t have anymore cash in hand, you head towards one bicycle shop you think that sells good bicycles. You grab two bicycle for you and your partner, and you trade it with your Rolex. There was no arguments at all.

Cycling your way through the country, with no bearing and heading. You got lose. You took out your cell phone, and within an hour, a helicopter came to the rescue. Good Bye Bicycles!! Good Bye Rolex!! When you were in the helicopter, you found out the value of keeping track with the time. You ordered the pilot to fly to the nearest mall. There, you bought yourself your lime green Adidas watch that you’ve always wanted.

Your limo soon arrived to take you back..

You reached home. Tired, exhausted you took a week long off from work. Why worry..nothing is gonna happen…

Dammit.. I want to be Bruise Wayne so badly now…

Can you imagine, 1 more month. 1 more more till,
“Departing:      Kuala Lumpur(KUL – Kuala Lumpur Intl Terminal M) on Wed, 17 Sep 2008, 2145 hrs”

31 more days left to die in Malaysia.

744 short needle movement.

44,640 minutes to make 714,240 more breaths in Malaysia which is equal to a total of 535,680 liters of Malaysia’s breathable air.

2,678,400 seconds to make 14,096,842.11 reactions with my 100 billion neurons and 100 trillion sysnapses in brain to tell me, how much I am going miss you dearly when I’m gone.

31 unwanted mornings.

30 sleepless nights.

90 tasteless meals.

and,

3,593,520 unwilling heart beats.

There is no such things as “limitless” in my dictionary anymore when it comes to you, expect for my never ending prayer for your forgiveness, your love, your safety and, forever and ever your happiness.

It is because when it comes between me and you, within me, its all about you.

Life is complicated I know, sometimes, we do stuff we only understood so far. The rest was left to the receiving end to decide.

Anyway, for the past few days, or maybe weeks, I’ve been totally put off on everything that comes to me. I have started swearing again. Showing signs of ignorance.

This isn’t who I am.

And, I’m sorry.

It shall be a new start for me in Manchester, and I shall make it my happy ending for me in Malaysia.

Heard the song;

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you…(cont.)

Let me do the math, as of July 2003, there are 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars in the known universe. That is a 7 and 22 zero! More acurately, 70 sextillion. (according to CNN)

So, why do you want yo wish upon a star, when you can wish upon some stars?

How say…1,060,248,761,000 stars for everyone 1 ouf of the 6,602,224,175 (as of July 2007) people in the world?

So, the next time you sing, try to sing it,

When you wish upon a some stars, makes no difference who you are, Anything your heart desires will come to you (x1,060,248,761,000  times)…(cont.)

Anyway, I’ve made it safely back from Genting. Thank you God and everyone els for their prayers.

Last month, I went Evelyn BBQ Party/ Birthday Party/ Reunion Party/ OBS Gathering/ Chilling Out Session and etc and etc… We just love to keep things bundle up!

A lot of preparation was done, that I admit! and that is why, the grill is full of stuff!!

Everyone was all butts and no head at the start of the BBQ!

*ps… i got to light the fire.. :p*

And, right after that, cam whoring session starts..

I look like shit…

Little group photo…

Large group photo..

I’m really sorry if I sound monotoneous… I really am right now…

Maybe next time I shall write more…

Thats it for now, and, Happy Birthday Evie

Hey guys, I’m back from Redang, Penang, Hell, and Boredom!

Special thanks to Mae for the oh, eight!

Anyway, here is a really nice work of art!

A friend drop me an apple one day.

An apple from Australia!

Thank you Shie Ming.

And I’m just kidding about sending me the master copy so I can sell it off at a price when you get famous one day. *winks*

P/S This is one truly nice piece of art worth keeping.