Oh, Eight.

by schmae on Aug.09, 2008, under Rest of the Junk

So today’s the day. The “most auspicious” day of the year. Haha, sure. (I say that with full enthusiasm really. :p)

The eighth day of the month, the eighth month of the year, the eight year of the century. And Hwei Ming’s celebrating it on Redang Island with his family. So fun, right! Why does he keep saying he’s bored there, I have zilch idea lah. I want beach also cannot okay, you youu youuuu! Pfft.

K lah. Let ME tell YOU how I spent MY oh-eight-oh-eight-oh-eight wtf.

1. Had a bitch of a gastric attack in the morning.

2. Got caught in a one-hour jam while heading to a friend’s party when it should have very well taken only 20 minutes.

3. Missed the first half hour of the Olympics’ opening ceremony.

I hate you, Hwei. >(

I want to be island-hopping right now. I want to feel the sand between my stumpy toes. I want the sea breeze to dance on my cheeks and through my hair. I want to drink coconut water and stare at couples during their initimate moments so that they’ll feel awkward and walk away. I want I want I want!

But kenot. Haih.

So you better be enjoying yourself there! Please ah! Haha. Oh, and I sayang you k? You owe me sand by the way. Hee.