Woop My Ass!!!
by Hwei Ming on Sep.04, 2008, under Daily Rants
Do you remember being naughty as child? I know I do, and also remember being “rotan” for every single act of bad deeds which was thought to be a good one at the time of commit.
Well,
- I lied to my parents before. (Got whack the life out of me when I was caught)
- I hide my homework and exercise books with a huge question mark in red. ( I also got whack the life out of me when my mum found my exercise under the staircase while she was cleaning)
- I answered back at my parents. (Got a real nice one on my face, and I swore I saw the gates of hell heaven in front of me for a few second after)
- I played too much computer. (The computer was left with no keyboard and mouse for a few weeks after… and was flying kicked when my mum caught me playing quietly at night with a whole new set of mouse and keyboard)
- I stood at the edge of a 17-storey building. (Got whack so hard, I can’t imagine if it was a 18-storey building)
- I failed my exams. (I swore I was better off dead than hearing the lectures I had till 2a.m in the morning)
Anyway, that is just a few of my mischief I had when I was young. If I were a cat, 9 lives is not enough, because, I swear, when it comes to beating, my mum can beat the living day light out of someone.
So, how ironic, just a few days ago, my mum bought a ruler for sewing.. The one meter ruler with the extra handle in the middle.

But, in those days, if you see this in my house, it was never for sewing, but to woop my ass all the way to pluto and back!

I got whack so hard with it, that the ruler gave up and broke to pieces. Which was not a good thing, as, Mr. Splinter was next in line to torment my life.

I really don’t see a point with the handle lo… Cause, it never help with the beating… >.<
I actually told my mum how much it hurts the last time she whack me with it, and I got this as an answer,”I never knew it was that pain..” -_-”
Haha, nevertheless, I still love my mum very much. No doubt, things like The Cane, The Ruler, The Palm of her Hands, The Belt, The Walking Stick, The Parang!! and The Many Many More My Mum Can Get Her Hands On… still haunt me today, I undoubtedly love her very much and my dad too. Only when they start nagging me to come back home early, that I don’t really fully 100% love them..hahahaha…
I love you Mum and Dad. I’ll be the son that every parent wishes, in your name and honour. And, with your grace and prayer, I shall never try to fail you again.
Anyway, speaking of my mum,
Mummy seems to be so happy after she has successfully make this cake which I have no idea what is it called.


So happy she was, she demanded I took picture of it… So I did and here it is… >.<
And speaking cake,
I’ve drop by Big Boys Oven Blog and I saw the most magnificent cake ever…
OMG… Its so pretty!!
It just look too good to eat!! I’m definately getting something like these as my wedding cake!!
So my dear, if you ever stumble across images like these, somewhere, you do know that our wedding is coming.. >.<
Or, you know what, because it’s so pretty, Marry Me!! Marry Me Now!!
Pictures are taken from BBO’s Blog. Do drop into their blog to see more pretty pictures of the cake!!!
Anyway speaking of Big Boys Oven,
While I was writing this, BBO was writing this at my “2 weeks…” post.
Dear Hwei Ming,
It was great to have knoe you, thank nuffnang! It was great to have you over dinner last nite too, great dinner, great chats, good food with great friends. You will be miss a lot but we know you will very succesful in the coming years, study hard tho! Hope to see you when you are back for holidays and do keep in touch. BBO!
Well, I want to take this opportunity to thank BBO for all the good stuff that has happen to me. And yea, thank Nuffnang too…
Dear BBO,
It has been such a great pleasure knowing you. I know you guys will also do very well in your area as I see lots of commitment and sacrifice. You guys have really changed my perspective on food and for that, I shall be grateful forever! I shall never take another bite out of a spoon for granted. And yes, keep in touch!!
Take care…
And to all you readers, take care too…
God Bless …
Song of the moment: All Myself To You-Yiruma
Next: Food!! Glorious Food!!!!




September 4th, 2008 on 8:37 pm
wah so naughty ah! hahaha woop ur @$$!!
anyway, the handle is for school teachers to hold it against d blackboard to draw a line LOL
Tat cake, i think is made out of the brown sugar, gula melaka.. a malay delicacy..
and its “grateful”! not “greatful” hahaha..
funny & interesting post! post more of ur naughty deeds la~ sharing is caring.. hahahahaa
.toodles.
September 4th, 2008 on 9:24 pm
That kuih your mum made is the BOMB! I love it. Its some malay kuih I think.
Saw that cake from BBO too. 1st time seeing such a magnificient wedding cake!
September 7th, 2008 on 6:26 pm
Nikita: dam nit….hahaha.. I have english teacher wherever I go.. T___T hahahhaa
Thanks weih… same me the embarassing moments… >.<
More Naughty Hwei Ming coming out soon k.. :p
wetwetwater: haha.. yea man.. BBO makes madnificient wedding cake..
September 10th, 2008 on 9:35 am
mhmmm… now i gv ur post an A for grammar and spelling! LOL!!! hahaha