The Fire Alarm Chronicles
by Hwei Ming on Oct.08, 2008, under Daily Rants

Remember the time where you get all work up on a fire alarm.
*Fire alarm sound*
You did not hesitate to get out of the lecture hall as some 70 year old lecturer trying to crack some lame joke just to gain attention from the hot nerdy girls at the front roll.
Well, things has change.
WHAT THE F**K!!
I was brutally, I really mean brutally woke up from a fire drill at 3.30AM in the f**king morning!
Why brutally? Because there is a freaking fire siren install right in my room!!!
The first thing came to my mind was, should I go? or Should I just continue sleeping and how the fire was at the end of the block, and before the fire can get to me, the fireman will put out the fire.
Oh well, i got my lazy ass up, and walk out.
Sleepy and like a zombie, I just walk straight out of the house, with no keys, with no warm clothing.
When I walk out of the flat, I was like WAU!!! (No big fire, but, everyone looking horribly sleepy)
What I heard, was astronomical this morning.
“If the building doesn’t start to burn in 5 min, I’m going back to bed”
“Ming, why didn’t you use something warm?”
“Oh shit, I was so sleepy I totally forgot..”
“Argh!!!”
“Oh my god, I didn’t know he was in the same flat as us”
“I want my sleep!!”
“This is horrible”
“I slept at 1AM and this is what I got”
“Lets go get some beer and watch this building burn”
“They’ll come knocking on your door”
“Where is the fire”
“oh my god, how can he see me like this?”
“Hungry la!!!”
“Let me call my girlfriend, maybe I can go sleep in her room instead”
“Okie, I’m going to bed.. The fire can warm me up, its better than the cold out here”
“Hmph… I wonder what I can do with my 23 pages article..oh yes… start a new fire”
“damn sleepy la…”
“I’m gonna burn down groove house instead”
Oh well, I hate fire sirens…
Anyway, Hungry Dear goes public….
If you want to know what I ate, do give it a look.
October 9th, 2008 on 8:29 am
Welcome to the uni halls…be prepared for more of this Sh*t! LOL!
October 10th, 2008 on 10:16 pm
My apartment’s fire alarm always ring! But we just ignore it…
October 11th, 2008 on 8:44 pm
the 1st time mine rang it was also about 3.30am. all my flatmates and i were too annoyed to bother leaving our rooms. we all went back to sleep. lol!
October 21st, 2008 on 7:19 am
wanna hear a funny story of a fire alarm. couple of weeks ago around 2 or 3 ish in the wee hours in the morning. the fire alarm went off coz some student residance assistant ran into his heater and burn the carpet lol…