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Such

Hwei Ming — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:12:11 +0000

I was working late one night (tonight actually) and I just couldn’t spell “such”.

“such |sə ch |
adjective, predeterminer, & pronoun”

Its, definitely time to sleep.

Nite.

The Lion

Hwei Ming — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:05:53 +0000

Oh but for the courage! Some days I feel like I’m The Lion. Not from Narnia, but from Oz. So please. Dare me. Dare me to move.

I sure could do with the push.

Picture credited to L. Frank Baum’s ‘The Wonderful Wizard of Oz’

End.Of.Transmission.

Hwei Ming — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:46:31 +0000

Its a problem that we all have.

Its a problem that haunts us for as long as we can remember.

Its the good bye problem.

And what do I mean about this good bye problem?

Well, its the lengthy good bye problem. Prevalence among couples.

Take this scene for example.

Ah Beng want to go and sleep but want to show that he cares for his Ah Lian. Ah Lian on the other hand, wants to be the last voice or text or IM in the conversation.

Ah Beng: Nite Nite Darling.

Ah Lian: XoXo, Wan Aunt.

Ah Beng: Go sleep la..

Ah Lian: you go first la…

Ah Beng: if you dont go I wont go…

Ah Lian: no no.. you put down first than I put down la..

Ah Beng: I guy wor.. I get the last say..

Ah Lian: I’m your Ah Lian, how can you say such things?

Ah Beng: ah yo.. sayang.. bye bye.. no need reply..

Ah Lian: You bye bye and no need reply..

Ah Beng: sayang.. i love lu manyak manyak, but you put down the phone and dont say anything..

Ah Lian: dont waaaaaaant…. You hang up…

Ah Beng: no.. you hang up..

Ah Lian: no.. you hang up.. hang up.. hang up..

I was going to continue the dialog, but if i do, either Ah Beng or Ah Lian will have the sufficient funds to do so. In my life, I have heard of a friend, have this problem until they completely ran out of credits or some call it, Airtime.

But no worries.

Learn from the big sister. To end a conversation, type END OF TRANSMISSION.

This way, one will get its last say and also hang up at the same time.

Hemp.. Someone should patent those phrases.

Due in 10 days.

Hwei Ming — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:47:24 +0000

Definitely a time for the song, Highway to Hell by AC-DC.

Been doing a lot of volunteering work lately. Been caroling and bucket collecting a well worth 7 hours of my life.

And to be honest, people in England is very generous. I think I manage to collect over £30 just from begging.

“To all the beggars in the world, leave Malaysia and come to England. Salvation awaits!!!”

Meh.. I’m just joking.. “Go back to your home country..”

Well, Literature Review due in 10 days.

Got to run type. Bye.

Blue Monday

Hwei Ming — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:48:40 +0000

Hmph….

Mondays..

the apple and the orange

Hwei Ming — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:59:35 +0000

Like two separate entities, sometimes, its never meant to be together.

Being what we are, humans, we challenge the odds, but sometimes, its been there and it shall always be there for a reason, and its a good reason.

You can never mix a spot with a stripe.

Even if you could, you’ll end up with something unpleasant.

Like a mule. Usually Sterile.

For whatever it may be, may be.

Maybe people are just too different.

Number 3 please..

Hwei Ming — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:21:18 +0000

Me cut me hair today, for the sack of looking better in weeks to come.

20 large eggs

Hwei Ming — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:39:29 +0000

Contrary to popular belief, that is not the way chickens are mass produced.

Breakfast at Potters

Hwei Ming — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:32:12 +0000

I know its not good for me, but time and time again, I still indulge into the greasy tasty full english breakfast.

For only 3.95 pound, you get it with a toast and a hot drink.

Atorvastatin, you and I, will be seeing each other real soon..

Shiver me Timbers

Hwei Ming — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:17:47 +0000

12-14 and expected rain the entire day.

Hemp…

What is the weather like down south?