Hwei Ming

Its a problem that we all have.

Its a problem that haunts us for as long as we can remember.

Its the good bye problem.

And what do I mean about this good bye problem?

Well, its the lengthy good bye problem. Prevalence among couples.

Take this scene for example.

Ah Beng want to go and sleep but want to show that he cares for his Ah Lian. Ah Lian on the other hand, wants to be the last voice or text or IM  in the conversation.

Ah Beng: Nite Nite Darling.

Ah Lian: XoXo, Wan Aunt.

Ah Beng: Go sleep la..

Ah Lian: you go first la…

Ah Beng: if you dont go I wont go…

Ah Lian: no no.. you put down first than I put down la..

Ah Beng: I guy wor.. I get the last say..

Ah Lian: I’m your Ah Lian, how can you say such things?

Ah Beng: ah yo.. sayang.. bye bye.. no need reply..

Ah Lian: You bye bye and no need reply..

Ah Beng: sayang.. i love lu manyak manyak, but you put down the phone and dont say anything..

Ah Lian: dont waaaaaaant…. You hang up…

Ah Beng: no.. you hang up..

Ah Lian: no.. you hang up.. hang up.. hang up..

I was going to continue the dialog, but if i do, either Ah Beng or Ah Lian will have the sufficient funds to do so. In my life, I have heard of a friend, have this problem until they completely ran out of credits or some call it, Airtime.

But no worries.

Learn from the big sister. To end a conversation, type END OF TRANSMISSION.

This way, one will get its last say and also hang up at the same time.

Hemp.. Someone should patent those phrases.

Hmph….

Mondays..

Like two separate entities, sometimes, its never meant to be together.

Being what we are, humans, we challenge the odds, but sometimes, its been there and it shall always be there for a reason, and its a good reason.

You can never mix a spot with a stripe.

Even if you could, you’ll end up with something unpleasant.

Like a mule. Usually Sterile.

For whatever it may be, may be.

Maybe people are just too different.

Me cut me hair today, for the sack of looking better in weeks to come.

Contrary to popular belief, that is not the way chickens are mass produced.

12-14 and expected rain the entire day.

Hemp…

What is the weather like down south?

Train stations are as bad as airports when it comes to good byes.

-Yes, I’m fat-

but I’m still in love with my sweet tender lipids.

What do you do went its so cold?

Rant to the whole wide world that it’s cold from where you are.

You’ll never know a sweet warm heart-ed girl will come warm your heart(s) out.

Meh…

Only Ice Cream walks this planet…

Ming, Out.

-An iron-

Some call it, presser.

It has anti-scale, anti-drip and self-clean features.

It cost me 9 pound.

And its Tesco Branded.

And its green.

And, I just used it to iron my notes.