Hwei Ming

Today marks the day, of a new revolution. Today I’ve finally found my match. Today, is the day I finally stand up before everyone and start waving the white flag to admit my surrender.

Today, I’ve finally found out, I know nothing about machine, motor, petrol, lubricant, and anything that sounds like it belongs in an engineering field. I’m a bio student for your information thank you.

Here is what happen, when a bio student, start mixing fuel with 2 Stroke Mineral at a wrong proportion. “A HELL LOT OF SMOKE!!” And, here is what a bio student will conclude when he sees lot of smoke. “Must be, we didn’t use the machine for so long, so, it’ll be a bit smoky.” And here is what happen eventually. “The machine died.” And..And…here is what the bio student conclude even more.”We must have not use the machine for such a long time, till, it’s rusty in the inside.”

Ultimately, I gave up and was force to get, the experts.

Here is where I went wrong. I mix petrol to 2T lubricant at a ratio of 2:1. When it’s actually 25:1!

After getting whack by words from the experts. I carried on working the machine.

And so, its was time to recapitulate.

I was thinking, is biomedical science good for me? Is it really going to make me look like a man? I mean, think about it. If you are a girl, and you have 3 different kind of guy standing in front of you. One, a computer geek. The other, a scientist. And finally, the 3rd one, an oil driller, muscular, bold, have a little oil dirt on his shirt and he looks like he could take down the geek and the scientist, anytime!

Of course it has to be the oil driller right? Just look at how manly his job is. Staying far far away from land, embracing mother nature practically everyday. No lighting or thunder is gonna scare him. He is always living at the edge of things. Lastly, and most amazingly, he doesn’t mix petrol and lubricant at the wrong proportion and blames the machine.

I need a new job scope.

And it all thanks to hydrocarbon.